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Saying goodbye to Mother


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Torino

Sun Apr 18 2010, 09:04PM

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Joined: Tue Jul 07 2009, 08:36AM
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FW: Saying Goodbye to Mother
This is tooooo funny.
You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even have to like 'em!

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We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet
parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.

The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.

My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat
runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't
want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So,
she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon,

'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said,
as we drove away. That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to
poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off,
so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a Blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass Downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!'

The cab driver hit a parked car.

vladaroo

Mon Apr 19 2010, 04:05AM

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Joined: Thu Jul 09 2009, 04:49AM
Location: Sydney
Posts: 407


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maDC0w on 10 Sep : 04:42AM

wow, flat, blog much?

Torino on 09 Sep : 09:05PM

LOL Flat you can count on it!!!

minipumpi on 09 Sep : 08:23PM

Flatoooool i had so much fun as well.. looking forward for todays game

flatulator on 09 Sep : 05:28PM

where's the senior level aussies? mini pumpi fun games last ngiht! hopefully frag agaion tonight that was very fun hangin out more than anyhting on ts. always funny. lmfao torino, i expect to die a lot at your tele tonight.

flatulator on 08 Sep : 02:53PM

wow new internet totally rocks! Pumpi, I have some healing bullets waiting for you! tk tk tk

flatulator on 08 Sep : 12:49AM

lol, nah my bullets lack healing powers. Pumpii tk tk tk kt

FordTech on 07 Sep : 04:36PM

LMAO....Flat..you been talking to DOC?

flatulator on 07 Sep : 02:29AM

Well hello there everyone. What a fine evening it is my kind friends.

FordTech on 06 Sep : 11:13AM

HAPPY..NO LABOR DAY..BOTD

minipumpi on 04 Sep : 08:23PM

gg's Madcow

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